Who am I?

 

Perks of knowing me:

  • I always have jokes at the back of my mind, ready to be made public (funny or, most of the time, not)
  • My dancing skills are equivalent to an inflatable tube man, so anyone who’s with me on a dancefloor looks like a sexy professional
  • I am a very good wingman

 

Non-perks of knowing me:

  • I ask┬áthe most invasive questions out of the blue, whether it is day or night, sober or drunk (but mostly, drunk)
  • I try to instigate debates on any subject, all the time
  • I test people all day, everyday on movie/tv series references that I judge to be indispensable
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